flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

shorbonaash:

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

preach girl

bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

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rhizomedotorg:

3D heads by Rebecca Allen for Kraftwerk
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domsebastian:

Concept 
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vuls:

Untitled by Lynda Benglis
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untrustyou:

Stephen Medeiros
Ganesha